The DEEP V

The v-neck t-shirt. Originally created to allow businessmen to unbutton the top button and loosen the tie without showing their undershirt.I see you Don.

I rock the moderate V, but it can get a little extreme, like when the V actually goes past your chest Dude we get it, you have little wisps of jet-black chest hair on your pale emaciated chest, you don’t gotta shout it from a mountain top. Plus you clearly stole that from your sister’s closet .And she looks great in it, but you don’t.