Assertions I Have Made So Far About Hipster Nation

So here is a quick run-through of some facts I believe to be true about hipster nation, based upon my posts. More facts to come later, but here are a few:

  1. 1st Hipster Fashion Commandment: Thou shalt spend an unreasonable amount of time, effort, and money to look poor and like you spent no time, effort, or money.
  2. Hipsters perpetually rip off Steve Urkel‘s style sense.
  3. Hipsters are responsible for the resurrection of both Ray-Ban Wayfarers and skinny jeans
  4. Irony. Yeah.
  5. Pabst Blue Ribbon is an acceptable accessory for the hipster outfit, and the official beverage sponsor of Hipster Nation.
  6. “Hipster” will soon be an accepted gender and political party.
  7. Hipsters constantly try to emulate the style of their grandparents.
  8. In general, if someone calls you a hipster and you get offended, you’re a hipster.
  9. Hipsters are perpetually self-conscious, trying to be unique but only within the bounds of sameness.
  10. Hipsters are attempting to steal preppy WASPy style and make it their own.
  11. There is an ongoing partnership between hipsters and Al-Qaeda.
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