Mismatched Earrings

Earrings are sold in pairs for a reason. One should not mix-and-match them. Wearing one normal earring and one that you made yourself in modern art class, contrary to increasingly popular belief, does not make you look deep and artsy. It makes you look like you didn’t have enough time to get dressed this morning. Or, even better, it makes it look like you were absent on the day your mother taught you and your siblings to get dressed all by yourself like big kids.

Wear matching earrings and make Mom feel like she did a good job raising you. Otherwise you’re just disrespecting mothers everywhere, and that’s a dick move.

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2 Responses to Mismatched Earrings

  1. Fuck you says:

    You are such a stupid fuck and I hate you. You are absolutly everything that is wrong with the world.

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