Now I’m all for messing around and experimenting with facial hair. Shit, it’s one of the awesome things about being a guy. I’m even guilty of rocking the half beard for a day after NoShavember. But as soon as you start wearing the captain hook moustache on the daily, you become that guy. The lumberjack beard has it place too…on lumberjacks. Or Zack Galifianakis, but you get the idea. Hipsters, get your beard right. Figure it out.