Calf Stockings. Yeahhhh…no

You’ve seen these. They look almost like somebody threw thigh-high stockings into the dryer and they shrunk. But you can’t fool me, hipsters, I  know polyester doesn’t shrink! Calf stockings are the awkward middle child between the elegant and attractive older sister that is thigh-highs, and the cute younger sister we commonly refer to as socks.

Shout out goes to Samantha for inspiring this post.

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3 Responses to Calf Stockings. Yeahhhh…no

  1. actually you're wrong says:

    those are called knee high socks.

  2. actually, you're both wrong says:

    those are oddly shaped shoes

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