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The DEEP V

The v-neck t-shirt. Originally created to allow businessmen to unbutton the top button and loosen the tie without showing their undershirt.I see you Don. I rock the moderate V, but it can get a little extreme, like when the V … Continue reading

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Cut-Off Jean Shorts Over Tights

I can’t even really describe why I don’t like this.  Off the top of my head, it’s probably because the tights just seem unnecessary, and I assume any girl who wears tights without reason is just trying to hide the … Continue reading

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Assertions I Have Made So Far About Hipster Nation

So here is a quick run-through of some facts I believe to be true about hipster nation, based upon my posts. More facts to come later, but here are a few: 1st Hipster Fashion Commandment: Thou shalt spend an unreasonable … Continue reading

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Star Tattoos

This one is striking. Hipsters are permanently etching similar ink into their skin. I didn’t notice it at first, but as soon as I noticed the trend it seemed to pop up repeatedly. I’ve seen hipsters with single stars, multiple … Continue reading

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The Keffiyeh

Yeah I didn’t know what the hell that was when I read it either, don’t worry. But it’s the scarf-like things you see hipsters don on the daily. They look totally artsy and match your equestrian boots, but as it … Continue reading

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Mismatched Earrings

Earrings are sold in pairs for a reason. One should not mix-and-match them. Wearing one normal earring and one that you made yourself in modern art class, contrary to increasingly popular belief, does not make you look deep and artsy. … Continue reading

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High-Waisted Shorts

It’s been a while hipsters, but it’s time once again for a little praise. I was skeptical at first, but as I have seen high-waisted shorts in action more and more, I’ve become a fan. They can show off a … Continue reading

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