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The DEEP V

The v-neck t-shirt. Originally created to allow businessmen to unbutton the top button and loosen the tie without showing their undershirt.I see you Don. I rock the moderate V, but it can get a little extreme, like when the V … Continue reading

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Cut-Off Jean Shorts Over Tights

I can’t even really describe why I don’t like this.  Off the top of my head, it’s probably because the tights just seem unnecessary, and I assume any girl who wears tights without reason is just trying to hide the … Continue reading

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Assertions I Have Made So Far About Hipster Nation

So here is a quick run-through of some facts I believe to be true about hipster nation, based upon my posts. More facts to come later, but here are a few: 1st Hipster Fashion Commandment: Thou shalt spend an unreasonable … Continue reading

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Star Tattoos

This one is striking. Hipsters are permanently etching similar ink into their skin. I didn’t notice it at first, but as soon as I noticed the trend it seemed to pop up repeatedly. I’ve seen hipsters with single stars, multiple … Continue reading

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The Keffiyeh

Yeah I didn’t know what the hell that was when I read it either, don’t worry. But it’s the scarf-like things you see hipsters don on the daily. They look totally artsy and match your equestrian boots, but as it … Continue reading

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Mismatched Earrings

Earrings are sold in pairs for a reason. One should not mix-and-match them. Wearing one normal earring and one that you made yourself in modern art class, contrary to increasingly popular belief, does not make you look deep and artsy. … Continue reading

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High-Waisted Shorts

It’s been a while hipsters, but it’s time once again for a little praise. I was skeptical at first, but as I have seen high-waisted shorts in action more and more, I’ve become a fan. They can show off a … Continue reading

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Torn Up Tights

Tights cost like $5 for a multi-pack, so why, dear hipsters, are you still wearing the torn ones you have worn out the past several drunken nights? That first night when your skinny, emasculated boyfriend used all his might to … Continue reading

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Sperrys

No! Bad hipsters! Stop stealing my shoes! Once the uniform of WASPy boaters and classy yet casual bros alike, Sperrys were hijacked and stolen by hipsters and largely imported into the wardrobe of the hipster uniform (see previous post). This … Continue reading

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Hipster Self-Consciousness

So the other day I walked up to this thin guy with tousled hair wearing tattered skinny jeans, a v-neck under a flannel, and Sperrys. He was leaning up against a wall with a few similarly dressed friends and smoking … Continue reading

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